A couple just got married, and when the husband

Teacher: This is the third

| School jokes

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher

| Farmer jokes

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer r

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes

| Christmas jokes

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

| Restaurant jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back

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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were

| Idiot and fool jokes

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measur

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A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasnt been home for so long. She replied: “These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week.” The husband answered: “But it’s only been two days what do u mean a week?” “I am only here to get something to eat.”