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Three cowboys

| Cowboy jokes

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure

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Q: How do you make a violin sound

| Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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Police Chief: Why are you

| Police jokes

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Do you want some help using the Internet,

| Internet jokes

Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

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Why don't bananas snore?

| Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!