Why did the cowboy
| Dead and dying jokes
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
| Money jokes
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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What does a polite monster say when he meets
| Monster jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
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Waiter, what is this stuff?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.