Don't look out of the
| Beauty jokes
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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What kind of bell doesn't ring?
| Humor jokes
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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How many doctors does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?” The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”