What did the calf say to the silo?
| Cow jokes
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
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The manager of a large city
| Zoo jokes
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mon
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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month – a short in the homeowner’s newly installed fire prevention alarm system. “This is even worse than last year,” said the distraught homeowner, “when someone broke in and stole my new security system…”