What did the calf say to the silo?

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

| Baby jokes

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

| Snowman jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

| Dirty jokes

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floo

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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate

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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,

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What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder in there?”