Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
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Patient (to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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There were three guys in an
| Aviation jokes
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she s
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What do you get if you cross a newsreader
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
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Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the
| Computer jokes
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can’t believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver – by this time scared out of his wits – yells, “Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?” The other guy yells back, “Fuck no! Do you know anything about lighting gas stoves?”