A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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Judge: Why did you steal
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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Anyone know the six most frightening words in
| Dentist jokes
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
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What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !