What is the American national day for
| Vampire jokes
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
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Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher
| Ethnic jokes
Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough
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A man named Mr. Smith was
| Aviation jokes
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off
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Redmond,
| Computer jokes
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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Why did God create a man before
| Men jokes
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.