One day a drunk walked into
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so ver
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
| Marriage jokes
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
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What do a
| Dirty jokes
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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One day, two guys were driving
| Car and train jokes
One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing
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What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!