Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
| Burger jokes
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
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Q. "Why does the Navy put
| Military jokes
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
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Where do Danish cows come from?
| Cow jokes
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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Why does a d dog scratch himself?
| Dog jokes
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
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How many pilots does it take to change a
| Aviation jokes
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she said “A rock fell from the sky, landed on my cat and now my cat is dead.” The men said they were very sorry to here that and walked away. The next house they came across a little further down the road there was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her why she was crying she said “A brick fell from the sky, land- ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead.” The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away. The next house they came across a little further down the road there was a man laughing his head off. Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him. After they asked him he replied, “I bent over to get the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole house blew up!”