These two old men are in a nursing home.

What's gray and furry on

| Mouse jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

| Dog jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

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One day, little

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One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al

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What do you call the ring that worms leave round

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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

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What does a snowman eat for dinner?

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What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

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These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m not going to waste my two best girls on these guys I’ll just give them inflatable women. They are old and they won’t know the difference.” Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back they start talking. The first guy said, ” I think mine was dead she didn’t move or anything.” The second guy said I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the window.”