Someone — always a man — always

Son: How much does it cost to get married,

| Marriage jokes

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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A US

| Ethnic jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border

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A man walks into a bar, and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give

| Dentist jokes

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"

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Someone — always a man — always asks, “does the ship run on generators?” The Cruise Director usually tells them, “No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland.”