Professor: I forgot to take
| College jokes
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
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First cannibal: I don't know
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'
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What surfs the
| Internet jokes
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
| Snake jokes
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
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Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !