What is taller when it sits down than

A fellow was very much in

| Marriage jokes

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

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If you had a million dollars and gave away one

| Money jokes

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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The assistant asked the blonde if she would

| Blonde jokes

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag

| Insect jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.