When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
| Rabbit jokes
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Well-known lodging chain
| Travel and tourist jokes
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
| Space jokes
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full o
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Waiter: I'm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !