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And what's your name?" the

| Food jokes

And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

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| Yo momma jokes

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the

| Humor jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her

| Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.

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Waiter: I’m sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?