WIFE: The 2 things I cook best

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English

| College jokes

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!

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What's a blondes idea of natural

| Blonde jokes

What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

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What's the difference between a very

| Dead and dying jokes

What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

| Ghost jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

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Doctor, doctor, my

| Baby jokes

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?