The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian
| Marriage jokes
The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Br
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Who is the fastest runner in
| Religious jokes
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her
| Humor jokes
A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream." "Do tell" said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. "Well, I dreamed I woke up and
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What would you call a nine day old dog in
| Dog jokes
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers
| Religious jokes
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Li
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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here’s got room in their houses for a mammoth.