A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers

What did the cat do when he swallowed some

| Cat jokes

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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Mama bear to Papa bear:

| Various animal jokes

Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a

| Military jokes

A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. "I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you

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May I buy half a

| Rabbit jokes

May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

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What famous painting do cows love to look

| Cow jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.” Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?” “From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?);