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A monster and a zombie went into a

| Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.

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Why do men act like idiots?

| Men jokes

Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?

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A boy comes home from school and tells his

| Ethnic jokes

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"

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An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.

| Ethnic jokes

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictl

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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

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