A policeman stops a car and suggests an
| Police jokes
A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn't working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it
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What's the difference between a
| Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
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Why was the moth so unpopular ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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Q: What do blonde's have against
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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What’s a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.