A group of Americans was touring
| Travel and tourist jokes
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "
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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
| Fishing jokes
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He the
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
| Dog jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, “A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, “Please, sir, it wasn’t me!” “Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. “And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!”