Q. What do they
| Religious jokes
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
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Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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What aftershave do monsters wear?
| Monster jokes
What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.