There were these three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at the same place. When the brothers moved away from ea
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the
| Bird jokes
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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How many journalists does it take to change
| Journalist jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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A Republican and a Democrat
| Political jokes
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democr
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
| Internet jokes
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
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Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.