Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

| Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an

| Blonde jokes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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Julie had broken off her

| Beauty jokes

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

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