What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
| Elephant jokes
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a
| Various animal jokes
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
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My sister
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
| Aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit
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Waiter, what's this fly
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.