Why is a reindeer like a gossip
| Various animal jokes
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
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What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
| Monster jokes
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
| Beauty jokes
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !