Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup

Why is a reindeer like a gossip

| Various animal jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

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What does a monster mom say to her

| Monster jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a

| Monster jokes

FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.

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People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

| Beauty jokes

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !