Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
| Cat jokes
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
| Letter jokes
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!