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What is a goal keepers favourite snack

| Sport jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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I saw the most beautiful

| Car and train jokes

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate

| Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m

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Q: What do men and sperm

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?

| Music jokes

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death’s door, and said to her papal neighbour. ‘Father, surely you can do something about this… To which the Pope replied, ‘Sorry lady, I’m in sales, not management.