Policeman: Why are you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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Q.) What would you call a bunch of
| Blonde jokes
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me
| School jokes
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?