Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a

What do you call a witch that stays out all

| Witch jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

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My sister's a really bad driver.

| Car and train jokes

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.

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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in

| Food jokes

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde

| Police jokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat" He kicks the second bag, and the

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?

| Computer jokes

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".

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Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.