Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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What does Dracula say to his victims?
| Vampire jokes
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.
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A truck driver was driving along
| Police jokes
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks arou
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of
| Religious jokes
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days la
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I came in to make an appointment with the
| Dentist jokes
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.