Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
| Blonde jokes
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life
| Dog jokes
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on
| Various animal jokes
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
| Halloween jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
| Salesmen jokes
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well," the man began,
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Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.