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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS

| Yo momma jokes

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Q. What does CHAOS stand

| Firefighter jokes

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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One day 3 women went to the

| Blonde jokes

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in

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Where are my shoes? asked the Iowa State

| College jokes

Where are my shoes? asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet," said one of the students. "So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"

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What happened to the tiger who

| Various animal jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I’m a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!