What happened to the two mad vampires?
| Vampire jokes
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
| Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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Why are only 2
| Blonde jokes
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked for his departure clearance. He was very dismayed to hear that he had another de
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.