Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,

Which weather features do druggies like

| Weather jokes

Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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Did you hear

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?

| Horse jokes

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice

| Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.