Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
| Money jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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Andy was away from school for 2 days because
| Children jokes
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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How do snowmen read their e-mails?
| Snowman jokes
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
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A Texan walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offe
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What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!