A jogger running down a country road

On her annual visit to another planet,

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On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

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What would Economics be without

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What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting'

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Whats the matter with your dinner

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Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him “Hey-come over hear buddy”. The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks”Were you talking to me”? The horse replies”Sure was, man I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I’m sick of it. Why don’t you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I’ll make you some money cause I can still run.” The jogger thought to himself,”boy a talking horse” Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer”Hey man I’ll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you’ve got in the field”. The farmer replies”Son you can’t believe anything that horse says-He’s never even been to Kentucky.