If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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What's the favorite subject of young witches at
| Witch jokes
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
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What is a baby elephant after he is five
| Elephant jokes
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
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What works in a circus, walks a
| Cat jokes
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
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What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.