What tea do footballers drink ?
| Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
| Bath jokes
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
| Space jokes
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full o
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Why do raindrops like lightning at
| Weather jokes
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
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If you had one dollar and you
| School jokes
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !
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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.