Are you in
| School jokes
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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What lives in apples and is an
| Apple jokes
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
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An off-duty
| Police jokes
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it a
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And how much of that stack of hay did you
| Religious jokes
And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
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What do cat actors say on stage ?
| Cat jokes
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then, let it read ‘Fred Brown died’.” Confounded at the woman’s thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, “In that case, ‘Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale’.”