A Scotsman is sitting in a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good
| Sport jokes
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
| Sport jokes
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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A man walks into
| Dirty jokes
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to
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Q: What's the difference between Hillary
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs)