A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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Why wouldn't the
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
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Q: How is a penis like
| Dirty jokes
Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
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Last year's Christmas pudding was so
| Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
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Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
| Dog jokes
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.