Last year’s Christmas pudding was so

Two owls were playing pool.

| Bird jokes

Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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A man coughed violently, and his false

| Teeth jokes

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, whi

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What TV station do bees watch ?

| Insect jokes

What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

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Little Brother: I'm going to

| Brother and sister jokes

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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I've just discovered a method for making wool out

| Cow jokes

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!