Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
| Rabbit jokes
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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A guy had been feeling down for so long
| Mental health jokes
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then
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What is the strongest
| Horse jokes
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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What is a snakes favourite opera ?
| Snake jokes
What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?