Once there was a millionaire
| Humor jokes
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi
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Customer: "It says I've performed an
| Computer jokes
Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
| Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
| Car and train jokes
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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Q: How many drummers does it take
| Music jokes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?