A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says
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What do Alexander the
| History jokes
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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What did the dog do when the panhandler
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife
| Marriage jokes
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at
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Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!” As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash. The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking. Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, e says, “My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?” The man says, “Listen, I don’t want your money. I don’t want your daughter, either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!”