A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
| Computer jokes
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest p
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
| Insect jokes
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
| College jokes
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman
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Q: Did you hear about the new
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense