Q: Why do drummers always
| Music jokes
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
| Christmas jokes
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the
| Bird jokes
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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Rigby drove into the city with his girl
| Idiot and fool jokes
Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied!
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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
| Weather jokes
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !